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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

ladylike-maniac:

fit-fierce-fab4ever:

60ibs-to-go:

My kind of marathon 

there’s another kind?

This is our life.

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satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

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teencry:

me at social gatherings:

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fapfapfapfapskeetflapflapflap:

runningforeternity:

leggomego:

friendly reminder that your stomach is not supposed to be totally flat because it is home to some of your vital organs and you are a woman so you carry fat there and it doesn’t make you any less sexy and if anyone makes you feel otherwise you should throw up on them

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

THROW UP ON THEM because it’s what’s on the inside that counts

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catsbeaversandducks:

"Can you see my heart?"

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mintyenn:

His face in the last frame! It kills me.

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